I will marry the shit out of you for $99.95. I will marry you on a street corner. I will gay marry you. I will make sure that you are married by the end of the nite for only $99.95. I will marry you to a fucking table (prolly easier than gay marrying in some parts of this town...). Point is, I will marry you! I have been married, I know how it works! Ya wanna get married, I'm yer man! (Please don't talk to my ex wife when looking for referrals). I will not process the license for 3 days. If ya want it back so you can tear it up, $100 a day rent! Cheaper than a divorce! On the 4th day, I will file it! (That is how I will make my money!!) Love is grand